Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

Nope. (And I'm a pretty cold-blooded flyer.)

So this...

So let me get this straight. Two-stroke:

Fuck's sake... just meet me in LA with two and half grand and let's drive this home.

Call it the Pussywagon?

For no particular reason, here's a clip from Airplane.

Forza 4 for Xbox 360 is down to bargain bin prices, and it still looks really, really good. If you want the Forza experience but don't want to drop almost $400 for a new console, F4 is the way to go. It has a bunch of Top Gear tie-ins. (A little disappointed the Jalopnik car pack didn't feature 10 different Miatas…

This is me right now.

2004 CTS-V. 400hp, 6 speed manual, 163 mph at redline in 5th gear. Buy it now for $13,999.

Oh you

Am I the only one who does not want this in a vehicle? I feel this will cause people to be even more lazy and distracted behind the wheel.......

I will never understand people who can tell me the exact year and place of origin by looking at a Beetle for two seconds.

I want to know if you can do a burnout in it.

I think it's an important detail. It helps explain why a Nissan Note was being delivered there in the first place.

Yo, Dawg! We heard you like monthly payments, so we're going to give you a data plan! Now you can pay while you pay!