Simple way to find out if the General will start selling a car you want:

They need to get better at making sure all the sexy foxes are shuffled to the front of the crowd a’ la classic Gear.

I can’t get over this mindset of just dropping your shit on the ground..

Doesn’t this car have some scary handling characteristic where it swaps ends or something with no fair warning?

Wow, A tiny suv with less Hp than my old cavalier gets better mileage than larger car with another 40hp on tap.

I was under the impression that it is illegal to pull over for the rozzers in mother Russia if you are in a G-wagon and in possession of a certain banded white powdery substance.

4th gear:

I figured the car was European, Well on the other half of the planet, that car does not exist.

I would love to see a picture of a 2008 or newer 330.

It was out in the summer of 2006 as a 2007 model if we are splitting hairs here.

In 2006 the 325 became the 328, and the 330 was turned into the 335...

Ok, who would win in an Olympic style judo match between Ditka and Zika?

I drive the wife batshit crazy with that same parking technique as you use.

If you can’t Dodge it, Ram It!

You mean the bottom half of the planet? Yeah I’ve heard tell once or twice.

Earth is a cube.

What a bunch of liberal pussies. If you are going to crank up the marketing machine to drum up support for an over priced curse ship going to a place no body has ever heard of, at least have the balls to follow through with your marketing campaign.

Following the highway code & conducts is now a life hack?

I would rather have a “boring” looking car than an ugly one.

All that work to make details that most-to all humans won’t even notice..