We’re simply moving the problem to another area

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Tiktok?

Ok, Boomer.  Nothing is being smoked here.

Pt-eh-rosaur!

“I just joined the Klan becuse I really love sheets” - Her probably.

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

Not a successful kidney transplant.

Wait, play Embiid and Anthony Davis together...?

But can the Sixers win tonight?

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up my wood burning fireplace.

I want that bat flip as a Deadspin HoF nominee.

The goal of IPO pricing is to match the market. You don’t want big swings up or down from your IPO price because:

“walks on, walks off, walks on, walks off”

Is that Chandler in the whaletail Targa?  You just got Bing’d, Dylan!

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Rules are literally the only good thing about an HOA; if I could properly enact one here without the stupid fees that always increase I’d do it in a heartbeat. Maybe you don’t care about property values, maybe you’re a renter, don’t know, but “no rules” sounds great until people park a non-functional RV in the middle…

List of non-profits

We had a rash of porch pirates in our area a couple years ago, so a few of us got creative: some put out label-free Amazon boxes of junk, and I started leaving out boxes filled with our dogs’ morning constitutionals and our baby’s most toxic diapers. Wouldn’t you know it, the packages in our neighborhood stopped…