Ok, Boomer.  Nothing is being smoked here.

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

Not a successful kidney transplant.

Wait, play Embiid and Anthony Davis together...?

But can the Sixers win tonight?

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up my wood burning fireplace.

I want that bat flip as a Deadspin HoF nominee.

The goal of IPO pricing is to match the market. You don’t want big swings up or down from your IPO price because:

“walks on, walks off, walks on, walks off”

Is that Chandler in the whaletail Targa?  You just got Bing’d, Dylan!

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Rules are literally the only good thing about an HOA; if I could properly enact one here without the stupid fees that always increase I’d do it in a heartbeat. Maybe you don’t care about property values, maybe you’re a renter, don’t know, but “no rules” sounds great until people park a non-functional RV in the middle…

List of non-profits

I moved from Dallas to Philadelphia recently, and I can tell you that the Dallas fans probably lost their shit seeing the opposing team (especially Philly) even trying to celebrate anything on their field. Dallas blows and this footage is just the perfect allegory for how Cowboys fans see everybody else’s fans.

I thought this was an unnecessarily complicated hood design but you should get the COTD

A caveat: Caddy-down selectivity might be closely related to friends not being into cars with you.

The regulations are actually pretty lax, most OEMs have more strict internal targets for indirect field of view. Its not a size, but a target area behind the vehicle that needs to be seen in the mirror. Things like vehicle height and driver position dictate size of the mirror.

Big ups to Delaware (indirectly) for again making Deadspin!

You shut your whore mouth, Jason Torchinsky. You want a meh car?