You sure it’s not a Lincoln?

I post this because everyone turned out okay.

Not with that attitude it isn’t.

Current condition. Driven every day.

Easy.

What a pair of knobs. Fuck em both, but fuck the asshole in the Sentra even more. Motherfucker tried to kill the biker twice. That shit is attempted murder. Fuck that cop too. Fuck everyone. Fuck me. Fuck this chair. Fuck solidworks. Fuck this mouse. Fuck punctuation.

Let me know how that goes. I will be dealing with Delta Auto Protect very soon for a warranty claim. Their disposition thus far leaves me skeptical. Your anecdote doesn’t give me much faith..

Disregard.

Disregard.

Google is tracking the progress of every driver using one of their tools- not just maps. If you notice, their times are extremely accurate for busy roads, less so on rural routes- because they don’t have as many data points to average.

You have to drive like a complete asshole to fishtail a car on a BANKED portion of highway. This guy gets zero sympathy from me.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

Yeah, scallops can swim...

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

I think we’re hearing about this from the surprised and grateful recipient, not from Amy.

Yuntu go to the beach today?

This is great.

Angle grinder to cut the springs out, completely.

TIL Human Traffickers could be considered migrant assistance in the 45th administration.

I understand that you are feeling disappointed. You prejudged parents who would use this technique and assumed that they are not very good parents. Instead, maybe you could try assuming that most parents do try to explain things to their children and do try to help their children understand their feelings. Maybe…