My sister's buddy makes $96 hourly getting punched in the face. He has been without work for several months, on account of nobody wants to hire somebody that looks like he gets in 5 bar fights a day, but last month his paycheck was 20,000 just working as a punching bag! Turns out, if you are douchey enough, people…

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

How about the Fiat 4x4 Doberhuahua?

A nice plus of all the snow falling the other day was that mother nature finally made the Juke cute.

Justin Sideher

Maybe this is karma paying back GM for putting those tee tiny tiny little rear doors on the double cab Silverado and Sierra instead of the nice extended cab with just windows the 2013 models had. But maybe that's just me.

Ferrari Caravanza Stradale

If it hadn't been beheaded, I would have given this a NP. I still have an extreme prejudice against all those lowered and beheaded minitrucks the rednecks where I lived had boners about back in 1988.

True, but the difference here is that this bombing in Russia has a lot more news value than a bus bombing in a semi-war zone that didn't even leave a scratch on a single person.

Pittsburgh pa in the 1990s = rusted root. Great jam

8, 8 kilowatt hours, ah ah ah . . .

Last entry, and probably my favorite.

Uncircumcised

It's a steal compared to the 23 window bus that sold at Barret-Jackson for $200k.

That actually looks pretty good

C'mon Porsche, chop two doors and a foot or so off, you'd have a stunner of a 928 successor.

Which is faster, the top or the car?

A clown in a storm drain is scarier.