Let’s be clear about something. We did not break embargo. As a policy, we do not break embargoes. We bought a copy of this game from a store in New York City.

I would get one and then pretend that I use it all the time. I don’t of course. I’m married.

I would get one and then pretend that I use it all the time. I don’t of course. I’m married.

1 pen for me....35 for my wife to take and leave in her car.

I’m not sure what you mean. Could you be more specific?

Yep, Duplo and Lego can be connected.

Context, for those that are not regulars to Jalopnik:

You indeed sound exceptional. You think the vast majority of people who have highly negative opinions of their experience buying cars is wrong?

There’s that word again. Entitled. When it comes to making money, neither you or me or anybody else is entitled to anything more than a living wage.

Quit your job. Customers don’t need you. You’re not providing a valuable service. You obviously dislike it. Quit and reclaim your humanity.

Because it is your fucking job nitwit. Salesman reflect nothing but a politically lobbied necessity designed to introduce an unnecessary mediary between the manufacturer and the customer. The least you could do is make yourself valuable. Do your fucking job.

Again, because the balance of power has shifted....not fealing the least bit sorry for you. if you don’t like your shoes, perhaps don’t work in profession that is legion with con artists and fraudsters.

“Last time I checked we are in the business to make a profit.”

“I always do when I buy my cars, makes me feel good that I am helping feeding that salespersons family, and the dealership.”

If you think you got a great deal on the car, do yourself a favor—don’t nickel and dime the dealer over few hundred bucks because they are going through the proper channels to make sure your car is legal. Keep in mind the dealership pays people to deal process this paperwork; these are nice people with bills to pay…

It knows what to do with itself just fine. Make a shit ton of money while doing the least possible work. Until people stop buying the same game over and over, they will make the same game over and over.

I’m pretty sure if Congress demanded Silicon Valley to make a portal gun, they’d get a box full of combustible lemons back.

Use your legs to keep them at distance.

not necessarily bad ideas, but you should try to protect your femoral artery/vein, so don’t overdo it with the legs. One swift try might work (balls, low kicks better), a second one wouldn’t.

Just in case you aren’t trolling, spectator/casting mode allows you to see through walls so the viewers have a better idea of what is going on. The people playing can’t see outlines.

The video doesn’t really offer up any good advice, except “Don’t use cheap parts”. The “don’t be afraid to pick up the phone” part is particularly dumb because there’s one universal answer you’re going to get is, “Well, bring ‘er on in and we’ll take a look.”