This thing looks like a beam rifle mixed with a food processor and a power drill.

This thing looks like a beam rifle mixed with a food processor and a power drill.

So I tried raising the little bastards.

Woke them up, fed them food, kept friggin Andy away from the faulty electric socket. I was worried the little buggers would choke on their breakfast the entire time, but thankfully, they ate their pixellated meals without any trouble.

I then needed to take them out into the…

Where this really bothers me is stuff like credit card websites. I still run into some that won’t allow special characters.

100%!

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual.…

"Oh please, tell me, Tatl, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

"I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine...":)

Pictured: Potato Marshal

Let it go? It's called Half-Life for a reason!!!

Oculus does funny things to a brain. Looking at the gif of the Giant Lord, my brain's first impulse for how to avoid his next attack is to do a backwards somersault over the top of my chair.

Wow, if theres one thing i would get occulus for, is seeing the towering bosses through the eyes of the character, thats looks seriously epic.

Speaking of Skyrim Mods. When will Skywind be done??!!

What do you know about the structural properties of the plastic used in car seats over time?

Guys, GUYS! 'MEL' is made up of three letters.

Well somebody has to make new Valve games, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be Valve.

Dam...this man sweat seems to be leaking from my eyelids...

11. If you are in a group in the middle of nowhere, decide who you eat first for survival. Do you gang up on the big guy all together because he has a lot of steaks on him, or do you go for the little guy because he's weak and easy? (rough quot of George Carlin)

For the love of god people, if you find a hidden door... DO NOT LEAVE A MESSAGE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT!!! Put it a foot away or so. The reason being, you can't open those hidden doors with X (PS3), when X also reads messages! I've had to go offline just to see what was behind some doors.

Tips?