Exactly. But you don’t know that until you click the article.

“Visitor to US files incorrect Visa paperwork”

Oh ok, I was under the impression it was a law to help prevent easy theft.

you’re right. i change my previous response from “leaving the kids alone in the car too often” to “too many damn kids...” haha.

I feel like if you need a suction cup whiteboard and a template, that you’re leaving your kids alone in the car too often...

I thought that was only if the car was also unlocked?

Yeah, I particularly like my remote when I’m watching TV. I can now just talk quietly into the remote instead of yelling over the TV or muting it so that my Dot in the kitchen can here me. Now that I have the wand too, I’ll probably put it in the bedroom so I have one more place to add things to my shopping list,…

Yeah I bought a voice remote for my dot for about 30 last year. Now I have the wand for free. I just need to get used to having them spread around the house instead of yelling at the kitchen where the dot is at.

The echo remote would also serve this purpose. Although it’s not free... And it would interrupt your music... So nevermind.

no, the moral is to not get too drunk too soon. gotta ration the drunk.

From my experience in retail, the issue isn’t the work, it’s how much cash is in the drawer. The manager never wanted to leave too much cash in the drawer at once, as it’s a liability. So if some asshole bought his $11 item with a hundred, that took away half my change for the day. And on a Saturday when you were…

“during BBQ season”

Missed opportunity

It’s almost as if the words disappearing right at the end had some significance to the story itself...

so you’re telling me there’s a chance

well, if that were possible, there would be a marathon class for it to compete in. once someone breaks the laws of physics in real life, those kind of events will explode.

you misspelled “better”

What’s crazy to me is that all of this fun is being had without the need for 3rd party mods like with a game like gta. Nintendo has done what studios like Bethesda or R* have never attempted to do.

Did you volunteer to write this article? Or were you forced to because your name is Patrick?

Are americans going to have to pay for it?