This just in from the SCCA - after already banning the base fiesta from stock competition due to rollover concerns, all flux capacitor equipped fiestas and focuses are ineligible for stock/street classes due to risk of time anomalies.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

She posted before you did.

In northeastern cities, they're often manuals! It's great!!

“I don’t just look. I also glance inside to see if they have a manual transmission”.

Hey, we let my Mom drive! She’s only been pulled over by a Romanian police officer once and had a single screaming meltdown when she was inexplicably unable to locate the entire city of Dublin.

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

The company I took drivers ed from only ran used PT Cruisers.

I had the similar thing happen to me.( Although, I was just cruising along and the guy swerved at me from the oncoming lane) I was taken out and a few guys that were behind me chased the guy down and made him stop. When the Trooper told him he was lucky that I was still alive, his response was “ Fine, so can you just…

Not really. The people of Iran are much better fed, much better educated, much better economy, more freedom etc. However, their position in the world is largely analogous to that of Israel in the 1950’s, surrounded by many enemies (including nuclear armed world powers) and greatly outnumbered.

Not really, it is a few SCUD type SRBM in a tunnel. It is unlikely that anyone of them have the range to travel as far as Israel, much less Europe or the US.

Filed to: IRANS PEACEFUL NUCLEAR INTENTIONS

oh jesus christ the Republicans were right!!!

Came to go with:

“Busy Idaho Freeway During Rush Hour”

I live on a barrier island in Florida, but I am enjoying the mountains out here. I’m lucky the projects I’m working on have taken me out West.

Yup, sure is.

All the people just live in the ducky desert parts. We saved the pretty places to play in.

Well, I suppose they are both typically located to the south, but that’s about it.

Sure...as long as you consider yourself similar to a box of hammers.