I came here to comment on this sentence as well.

Gotta love lexical ambiguity!

I think (THINK) he’s making fun of the fact that the vehicle is called the “BMW M760LI xDrive Model V12 Excellence” (i.e., super long car name = super long title).

A+ for effort, but I give him a 6/10 for execution. Sorry, Michael.

I worked on the first EcoCar project when I went there. Awesome facility, with great faculty and lots of cool shit.

We used the ChallengeX vehicle (a Chevy Equinox with a 1.9L Vauxhall Diesel and some batteries, paired to a 6 speed manual) to do pizza runs while working late.

Holy hell, I haven’t seen CAVS in forever!

I went to Mississippi State for a year — that building is the “Center for Advanced Vehicular Systems”.

Super cool building, with so much cool shit going on.

When I was 4 my dad left to get a gallon of milk, and came back with a ‘75 VW Beetle instead. (ninja edit: this would have been in about 1996).

So many great childhood memories, riding around in the backseat with the top down.

What in the shit am I watching?

the Nazis also have another ability called ‘Auschwitz’ (or ‘Concentration Camp’ if you don’t know what that means).

Aren’t there rumors of a crossover version of the Model 3 in the pipeline?

If anything, Tesla knows its American market — Americans like the 3 box design, with a trunk, even if it’s a compromise. And, a slant-hatch Model 3 would eat into the sales of an upcoming Model 3 hatch.

The 911 is grill-less. The Beetle is grill-less. The Corvette only has a small opening under the bumper line. Just about every exotic car (Ferrari, Lamborghini, McClaren,etc) doesn’t have a grill.

I honestly don’t see the problem here.

I also have an electric motorcycle, a Zero motorcycle. I’ve got the whole fleet.

One will be based off the Elio. The other will be a truck.

Easy. Make an economy sized model, and call it the Model 2.

The fact that there's probably 3-4 petitions started by Jalops every year.

Are... Are you new here, or just trolling?

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

Get the garage, and ride your fixie to it from your house.

(I’m assuming you have a fixie, because you live in the Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle).

I read all the way to the end, expecting it to be another one of Torch’s “I spoke with ____.” spoof articles, full of silly torch drawings and such.

I want to get that, and do that at literally every intersection.

This needs more stars.

I hope you all choke on have an allergic reaction to your airplane peanuts.