I’ve always wondered if there’s ever been someone who was born and raised in Jersey or Oregon, and never left the state until well into adulthood... Who then proceeded to pull up to an out-of-state gas pump and wait for an eternity.

I’m sure it’s happened, somewhere.

I can see my house in there! (almost).

There’s a lot more to Arizona than just desert.

Another (slightly more realistic) scenario we would do with my mom’s Expedition:

Just keep telling yourself that.

Oh! My mistake. Too damn early. Still, my cousin is a deep south redneck. I guess that’s similar to Australian?

I have a cousin named Courtney Barnett. I don’t think she’s British though. Or a sad clown.

One of them has a Subaru badge!

Go for the Accord.

This is why I love the Jalopnik community.

... God damnit. Don’t you tempt me.

What’s sad is, I could see that actually happening.

“Whelp, there’s no engine in here. Obviously just scrap now. Let’s drop a K-barrier on it!”

Don’t forget to put a massive pile of week old garbage in the corner of the room.

I’ll bend the rules slightly —

Semi-related to the lead idea: not understanding differences between divides, and assuming if you like one thing you must like another.

Middle seat? For your legless child?

Unfortunately, I work at O’Reilly’s. So I’m sort of “stuck” using them (the discount is worth it).

You should wire in a new thermostat. Keep the old one in place, just disconnect it.

For sure! I’m weird, I have fun on slow, underpowered bikes. When you can go full throttle, and not catch any cops attention, it’s a good time.

Ever try to hoon a ruckus? :D

Yeah the biggest hit for me is purchase price and fuel economy. I live in Phoenix, where you have to drive hundreds of miles to go anywhere (everything is so spread out — my commute isn’t considered exceptionally long, and is about 40 miles round trip).

The 300 starts at $3,999, while the 500 starts at $5,799. That’s…