That’s it. I’m done. Never before have I wanted to actively punch someone in the face. The fact that this guy exists, and that people most likely listen to him, has literally destroyed a piece of me.

Hammond’s video is still a better love story than Twilight.

Yeah, my mind went straight to there when I first saw it. Damnit, internet.

Oh come on, it’s not rocket science.

Old post is old. Got rid of the catfish last August, have an FR-S now!

He drives a Nissan Frontier, so he’s probably already dead inside.

Totally forgot about that episode!

Yeah, I’m the king of poorly timed jokes though. Especially with the F7 release (hoping to see it this weekend).

Nah, it was just too easy. Couldn’t pass up a good opportunity.

Sorry, way too tired to get subtle jokes right now. Haha

No, Porsches’ just send it sideways into a pole or a tree. (too soon?)

And, it left its pet monkey in Germany, so probably not likely.

It’s a Ferrari. I’m pretty sure it’ll take care of it.

Jag sold min Miata for an FRS... I miss having a top that goes up, as well as down.

Never been. Need to go. Scenery looks great. Unfortunately, a brand new MX-5 with the sun setting on the PCH? I’d feel like I was in a commercial.

I need this car, and the PCH. #nohomo #becauseracecar #typicalpressrelease

I actually like Toyota’s clock. It’s easy to read, not hidden in the infotainment display... My FRS has one.

Came here to post this. If literally every airport (even ones in America) can do this, why can't subways?

And on that bombshell! Thank you very much for watching, goodnight!

Sounds about right. I was standing surface, safety, and checker (black) in one hand, waiving yellow in the other.

It's a quote from a TV show — only the full quote was about Canada and their warship. Changed to make it relevant.