Right after he punched the ticket for Donald Trump.

No matter how dull or uninspiring the guy may be, the best man at their wedding has all the material he needs for a damn good toast at the reception.

Queen: Your hair!
Vaccuum cleaner guy: What’s wrong with my hair? What should I do?
Queen: Dye, son.

Very (w)ry comment.

On 7/14/2015, the date of the article linked to, the DJIA stood at 18,000. Today it’s at 18,100. Hmm, maybe Hamilton was onto something when he suggested that maybe people just might want to preserve their money in an interest bearing account.

This bullpen might just win the Indians a World Series title...

Fat Steve Bannon looked like he was going to pee his pants in happiness.

Only if the team from Cleveland was the Browns. Now that would be funny.

It also wasn’t exactly a behind the back thing either, Derrick.

Seneca, just how young are you? I hope you do realize, and if not, I hope to inform you, that life in prison without the chance of parole will also achieve your goal of not allowing the killer to kill again.

I guess you missed the sarcasm. I mean, who really looks at the security camera rating when using Expedia or AirBnB.

Even if your plan is to murder everyone in Texas?

Why go cheapo on a hotel with no security cameras when you have $10 mill of jewelry to protect? Lesson learned, I guess.

Exactly! Why you mad, bro?

Why you sorry, bro?

The average football coach isn’t too smart. This guy had no idea he was jeopardizing his job, if not his entire career, by pulling this woman aside and giving her his “opinion”.

I’m showing my ignorance here beyond having visited the Old Post Office building many years ago, but why oh why would the federal government hand this great old building over to any private developer, much less Donald Trump? I just don’t get it.

And what about his daughter who was conceived if not actually born before he pulled a train on this “friend”? If you work the timelines, his current college aged daughter was a product of his own college aged sexual appetite. This guy was a horn dog back in the day. No doubt about it. He had at least 3 sexual…

“Nahh dawg! She was down with it.”

It was a self-effacing chuckle. They said “Fort Lee”, he heard “portly”. He responded... “heh, heh, yeah.”