Dad’s mainly upset on not getting a return on all the dough he spent on junior’s education, scholarships notwithstanding.

“Oh well I tried” is the Cleveland civic motto.

Enjoy the ride.

Arturo was my favorite character. YMMV

Zero games. Bartolo Colon has been declared a National Park, and not even the smallest one at that. As such, anything ingested by Bartolo Colon National Park cannot incur any type of fine because it occurred within the Park’s boundaries.

He’s available! Please oh please oh please, bring Curt Schilling to Deadspin.

As long as she doesn’t quite master the training and they show her hacking at his neck 7 or 8 times before his fat head finally falls from his shoulders - blood everywhere, of course.

That’s a pretty good imagination. At least you’re not getting it at both ends.

Star, mf’n star! Sometimes I can’t wait to get into work on Monday after an exhausting weekend with the wifey.

Can we suspend the Donald’s mouth for 4 primaries, as well?

The African dude looks very chill. I think he’s ready. Not sure about the rest.

We all have to up our game after seeing what Steven B’s got.

Man, I wonder if there was a time when guys (usually guys) with big egos started up hi tech companies, cajoled talented people to come work for them, bilked local populations for tax breaks, and then went bankrupt leaving everyone holding the bag. Had such a time existed then that would have been a huge lessons…

Joe the Plumber could teach young Jack a thing or two about nom de plumes.

Who hasn’t dated a billionaire and lived to regret it?

And if the bar contained no women patrons? Still lots of sex?

Hot take central here... ESPN felt sorry for how he lost millions on the stupid gaming thing so they kept him on for a long time even tho he was violating policy.

What you want to bet that the first real upskirting video ever taken happened on some subway in Japan.

I am done with biopics of events that I lived through. I watched this Saturday night and learned zero, less than zero, actually. Anita Hill’s actual testimony and grace throughout the hearings was far more impactful and amazing than anything Kerry Washington could display in a biopic, so to me, the movie actually…

I guess Tiger has moved on from golf.