MI3 wasn’t that bad. Sure, it wasn’t the greatest, but it was entertaining.

True. The mission impossible series are getting better if anything.Color me impressed

Honestly, just cut out all the plotty-wotty bits so everyone can see the jet-fighty bits more often.

Tom Cruise actually owns a P-51. It might just be his personal plane.

I’m changing my ID to Ghostrider, if that tells you anything.

Why was Kirk rock climbing in ST:V? Because Shatner climbs.

I was just thinking that any BMW in the past I saw, I knew it was a BMW. But this, if I saw it going down the road I would know which generic sedan it’s supposed to be.

Bingo.  What was the last Tom Cruise movie (action movie--specifically) that wasn’t entertaining as fuck?  War of the Worlds?  Hell, despite being a bad movie, even that was largely entertaining.

Jesus... that first “GONG” noise and my whole body tingles.

Will there be a request to the tower for a fly-by, that is turned down due to the pattern being full, and that being totally ignored? Is my only question.

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I was like,apart from the grille,this could easily be a Hyundai...BWM spent 0 time designing this.

Yep, totally. Gran Coupe, what poppycock.

Yeah this thing is hideous

Apologize to the Kia design team who hasn't made a single car with an ass that bad.

It’s not, though. It would be the ugliest car in Kia’s lineup by a fair margin.

A fine looking Kia if you ask me. 

K5 is already taken.

Couldn’t Porsche just install a larger turbo to increase the range?

Yeah, pretty sure a loving husband wouldn’t smack/grab another woman’s ass with or especially without consent. And let me guess, at least one of his kids is a daughter, so he’s implicitly teaching her that her body doesn’t belong to her, but to any man who wants to get a handful.