“We’re not gonna fix it” is a quote that should become an albatross around the entire party’s neck.

“I don’t see any real role that we could do other than mess things up.”

Gosh, if a woman is really determined to abort her fetus, there’s really nothing we can do to prevent it, passing laws would just mess things up....

I mean that also describes Harry Styles.

EmRata strikes me as good looking but weirdly unsensual, and it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if she was terrible in bed and at kissing, etc. because it’s all about her and she doesn’t give a damn about anything except how she looks or how much attention she can get.

The Republicans response: “Wait what? You see what had happened was...”

Our dipshit governor in TN signed a bill in 2021 that allows for adults to carry open or concealed, without a permit. Would that have changed anything in this tragic incident? Who knows, but it made it a lot easier for her I’m sure.

It seems a bit backwards for Musk to have such an issue with pronouns when his kids are named shit like “X æ A 12" and “Y” or just “?”

Since articles never seem to point it out, perhaps for fear of being sued: Scientologists literally, literally, LITERALLY believe that spaceships came to earth hundreds of millions of years ago, and that’s the least stupid thing they believe.

What was the first clue that Tucker Carlson/ Fox News were horrifically sexist, other than everything about them

Republicans are seriously, and very cringe worthy, obsessed w/ little girls’ genitalia. Like what old white dude lies awake at night thinking about this as if it were a problem?

Conservatives: Free speech is under assault!

I would love to say “only in Florida” but this feels like the beginning of a mental pandemic that’s just fucking starting and we’re all just fucked. 

“You can never be woke enough—that’s the problem...It’ll eventually get to ‘straight white men are not allowed to talk.’”

Having seen one of Rogan’s standup specials, before covid, before he became a cancel culture Crusader (and yes I’m using that description deliberately), his comedy was dull as shit. I can hear the self-righteous clapter all the way from Illinois.

Live footage of me reading this comment.

I would argue it’s worse when Gwyneth influences mothers rather than young women. These “middle aged moms” are mothering young people who see their attitudes about food, diets and weight and think it’s normal and healthy. If Mom is worried about being fat and only eats bone broth and asparagus, what is she feeding her…

Why go to therapy when you can just project all your shit into your kids?? Then wonder* why they’re all medicated for anxiety and depression.

I mean, the first Iron Man film is 15 years old and the most recent is a decade old, so not really? Pepper Potts was in Endgame, true, but barely.

Bethenny has much more than a surface level understanding of how eating disorders work. This is the woman who made, “how to be naturally thin” and “skinny girl” her literal brand. She is also the woman taken to task for wearing her toddlers pajamas because she is soooooo tiny! Gweneth was treading on her turf and…