I am a sucker for Salted caramel.

I know a Braden and Caden. They’re twins. *eyeroll*

What I’m getting from this is that we have a mental health problem. Didn’t mental health care funding get rolled way back in the Reagan era? Which is about the time that the numbers for incarcerated woman started to grow. And 1/3 of woman in jail have a mental issue. It’s that and systemic racism of course.

Our fridge is usually way less full than that. I only keep the food that I know we’ll eat in the week. I HATE throwing away food. That fridge seems really wasteful.

Paw Patrol is sooooooooo 2017. My kid’s moved on to Vampirina and god damn Puppy Dog Pals already, ok? So suck it Keith.

This is what happens when a name becomes too trendy. Remember when everyone was naming their kid Taylor? Well now Taylor and Taylor we’re dating, but then Taylor broke up with Taylor. Then Taylor got with Tay and Taylor got in a weird fight with the West’s. The fuck is that.

That is literally the age difference between me and my grandfather. It’s beyond icky. 

Just came here to say that my cousin had a baby boy and named him Armand. And I love calling him Armie. Sometimes I throw in the Hammer, just because it’s fun to say.

Over it. Been over it. Really not in the mood to deal with two women tearing each other down. Literally have no patience for this b-s drama when there’s real, stressful shit going on all around us.

Honestly if they’re locked in the gates, I’m ok with that.

I was 18 and in my first year of college. I dressed up in my high school uniform (since I went to an all girl catholic high school) with some tweaks to make it “slutty.” I got really drunk and spent the night crying over my ex. Literally sitting on the sidewalk just balling in a slinky school girls uniform. That was…

Josh you’re just trying to get people to start talking about you again, because now that you’re not Mr. Fergie no one gives two hoots about you. People barely care about Fergie anymore after her last failed album and awful national anthem fiasco.

The scariest thing about this is what Trump is suggesting. That we have armed guards at places of worship, schools, concerts, stores, everywhere. Think about what kind of life that would be - to see an armed guard everywhere you go. Because literally these shootings have occurred everywhere Americans go. Really? We’re…

It’ll happen in every city, eventually. We’ve reached the point of no return in this country, I think. The message is out and Pandora’s box has been open. And the guy, and people, who are supposed to try to close it are basically guarding it so no one can close it. Now the question is how many people will have to die…

I’m beginning to think thoughts and prayers don’t work.....

The next step is for Kendall Jenner to buy a gun and shoot that mother f’er in the knee caps the next time he shows up on her property. (I am not a gun proponent, but really what else is there to do?!) Clearly the cops do not care. This is a woman who has money and power and she still can’t get protection from the…

So I get that Texas wants to be some GOP shit weasels and elect a GOP senator, but really this is the best the Texas GOP has?! Really? After all these years all you’ve got is this dumbass? Because Jesus Henry Christ.....

Honestly she never dressed very revealing. She was almost completely covered all the times I can recall. And I don’t think her songs were raunchy or had cuss words. I think they were mostly mindless, meaningless songs. I think she never stopped being this girl you just described, she just put on black eyeliner and…

What channel is this going to be on? Or will it be on YouTube or something? I haven’t watched any spooky movies to get my in the Halloween spirit but this seems like it’ll do the trick.

I love Joe. Truly do. But no. He’s too old. I think he’s 75. I’m done with the old white men. We’ve had them since the inception of this country, obviously with a few exceptions. But we need someone young, refreshing, and ready to fight. Joe had his chance and he didn’t go for it. And he is too middle of the road. We…