Real talk, Sarah is not cute. At all. There’s a ton of things that we could talk shit about when it comes to her. And damn do I want to most days. Back in my youth, I could rip a woman apart based on her looks. It’s easy and most often encouraged between women.

I just feel so awful. I have been hearing about this for the past several months and I truly can’t believe that this is happening now, in this day and age. Myanmar’s leader just came into power, she was supposed to be this great change and rejuvenation for the country, and then these atrocities started happening…

Question: Are we the only country to recognize Jerusalem as the capital, other than Isreal? Because, if we are the only one, then it still kinda doesn’t matter, right? We’ll be the only idiots who moves their embassy, while all other countries are in Tel Aviv.

Also add to this list, my Lyft driver from the other night, because she listened to the drunken ramblings from my husband and I as she drove us home. And she was nice to us the whole way, although I am positive we were annoying as fuck, and gave our parched asses bottled waters. Not all heroes appear in music videos.

Whenever I see someone post something about Taylor Swift to the effect of Taylor being so great or the best ever, all I can think is awww how sad this person lives such a basic life. They are basically the equivalent of piece of dry-ass toast to me. Nothing wrong with toast, but that ish gets boring as hell if you eat…

Really, really, really not sure why we are taking Pamela Anderson’s view on anything as a serious opinion. Why ask Pam about the Weinstein situation in Hollywood? When was the last time she was actually in Hollywood? Marrying the guy who made the sex tape with Paris Hilton is the last connection to Hollywood, I can…

My favorite is “have no use for.” I truly have no use for that man.

All I am going to say is he should definitely do this, truly what could go wrong?! I am 100% on board with this mission. God speed, dude. /s

I will hand it to her. She sold out on a perfume that no one had even freaking smelled! Who is buying perfumes without smelling it first? I know they smelled like gardenia, but that doesn’t tell me much.

The guy seems inebriated all the time. So, yeah, he fits for 2017. I think most of us have taken up drinking, smoking, etc. much more in this year. People mag is obviously smoking that good ish to put him on the cover and call him “Sexiest Man Alive.”

He sounds just like Trump. Blaming someone for recording him vs. apologizing for what he said. To him, what he said isn’t the issue, it was that he was recorded and got caught that’s the issue.

Really? Good to know. When Marc came out with his line, I had tried Marc Jacob’s coconut primer, and it did not work well with my skin. So, it turned me off a little to his whole makeup line. But I probably need to try this one, if its like you say.

As a woman who loves mascara, I can say that this mascara can be better than some sex. Some sex is so-so, and this mascara is much better than that, but is just ok when being compared to amazing sex. So, I don’t think we can say that this mascara’s name is a total lie. It just depends on the sex you are having.

I heard this the other day, and thought it was great. It went something like this: Don’t say or do anything to a woman that you wouldn’t want a man to say or do to you if you were in prison.

Whenever a man brings that up, I always think that the man has no idea what is appropriate and what is inappropriate, has likely done something inappropriate because of how stupid he is, and is now scared of getting called out.

Good lord, he has reverse body dysmorphia doesn’t he? He probably thinks he still looks like that.

Don’t worry, nowadays you need zero evidence to write something up like this. But the case could be made that Rand tweeting those Breitbart articles are evidence to your theory.

That was my first thought, too. If Rand declines to press charges at some point or refuses to make a statement to the cops, then you know that’s what it is.

He was my kid’s first president, too!!! Given our current president, I am so glad she was born then vs. now.

I would lose my shit if I showed up to jury duty and Barack was there. Totally lose it. Crying, blubbering, laughing, rambling, just me in my purest form of craziness. And he just looks so damn cool. Goddammit, the man oooozes charm.