Boo boos, the people you need to sue is your mother f’ing parents for making you live with that creep-ass brother of yours after he molested you. Pretty sure that could be considered child endangerment, since you were all minors.

I am always down for a Liz Lemon GIF.

I remember my mom and dad in the 90s. They were really liberal, and it was a great time to be alive. I am glad most of my formative years were during the 90s because it did help to shape me into the ball-busting, feminist bitch that I am today. But then something happened around the late 90s, early 2000's. It was like…

I was going to say also that he could be asexual. Where society tells him that he’s “supposed” to be attracted to woman, but he just isn’t. And he doesn’t understand that because we put people in buckets - either you like men or women. But there is always the gray are of being attracted to everyone or just not being…

I would think that the overlap of Chobani customers and Alex Jones listeners is pretty low, so they probably didn’t suffer to much damage to their brand.

A part of me, a very small part, is ok with this, because I hope he goes down with the rest of the administration. Then we never have to hear from any of these racist, somewhat-frightening morons again.

Trust me, there is someone for everyone. Even OJ Simpson had several girlfriends, at the same time, after the trial.

There’s always that, too.

It totally could be that. Who knows except him? But when he said that women’s personalities are lackluster and boring. To me, I felt like women just don’t do it for him. They don’t get that fire burning for him. So, he might want to try the gender that he is so passionate about, which seems to be men.

Its not coming from that mindset at all.

Real talk. I think this guy might be gay. And he has just buried that so deep in his mind and body, that it subconsciously comes out as hating woman. Not that this makes it ok, in any way. But seriously, dude, try being with a man. Because I think you might realize that it feels right for you. And its not that you…

I liked Jimmy. So much so that I would DVR his show and watch it the next day, because I need my sleep and can’t stay up that late. But this was in 2013 to early 2016. He was my fluff, my little chuckle of the day. Then the world changed, and it wasn’t fluffy and funny and nice anymore. I needed something more…

BURN! True and really gross.

We should make it a national holiday and we can celebrate every year by getting drunk. Maybe we can die our beer orange or something just for kicks!

I know. I was sitting here at my desk and thought damn. Some Israeli undercover agent lost their lives because Trump decided to try to act like a cool kid. That’s a damn shame.

I was just going to say that. I would love to see them fight man to man. It would be beyond amazing!

Also, don’t all Israeli’s serve in their army at the age of 18 for at least two years? Meaning all Israeli’s have some sort of military training.

Yeah let me know what day that’s going to be, so I can be sure to hide in my house out of pure shame and embarrassment. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

The saddest part about that theory is that they think that Trump is that smart to do this. They have completely overlooked the most obvious answer - which is that he’s basically just selling America out to the Russians.