Dearest Mother,

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

this is good but why the fuck are those parents taking kids with sensory issues to games?

Get this feel goody shit out of here man. WE CAME TO HATE.

Nope, Bill Cosby is very real.

That’s some JV shit right there.

No, no... only second base.

actually, Russ stated in an interview he voted for Hillary. He also moved his North Carolina wedding out of the state because of the “Bathroom Bill.”

It’s a lot easier to do die at 47 when you are using a helmet that doesn’t protect your brain.

Glory be thy name. Take your star.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Even Al Toon winces at that post.

He was the Brian Piccolo of his time

Your condoms have chinstraps? Kudos to you, big guy!

Peppermint roll!

+1 flight to Palm Springs 

+1 Captain Kangaroo

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Much like the Browns offense, this letter looks really good on paper and is presented well, but in the end it's just stationery.