Came here to post the same thing.  Thanks for saying it better than I would have.

Dude needs to use his CPAP machine. Or not use it, die in his sleep and put us all out of our misery.

That mascot is nightmare fuel.

As I read the first paragraph I thought to myself, “This has got to be Chesterfield or Ladue.” I haven’t lived in Missouri for 18 years but I’m glad to see my Missouri Native prejudices still hold true.

As long as they’re fixing stuff, they should change their name to something more Los Angeles appropriate. Maybe the LA Gridlock, LA Sunburn, LA Kardashians... etc.

Bosa hates black people, but that’s probably ok for the NFL.

This comment needs more stars.

A 7 ft tall man who flops and refuses to admit he’s 7 ft tall lest he be asked to play center should be openly mocked at every opportunity.

“a franchise that knows a thing or two about that sort of thing”.  Phil Simms wants his phrase back.

They heard there was going to be cheese and donuts.

Came here to say the same thing. The second gen Escape interior was even worse— as you would expect given that Ford lost $15.4 billion dollars combined in 2006 and 2007.

I would like people who aren’t obsessed with what high school everyone attended.

At some point some STL homer is going to get on here and talk about toasted ravioli, Cardinals baseball and the benefits of institutional racism.

All of RG3's power was in his lame dreads.

It has finally come to this... People named Colton are now doing important things.

+1
It’s funny because it’s true.  Gonna go take a conspicuously long shower now.

Magnificent pull.  +1

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

You have obviously never driven through Indiana.

Honestly, baseline Doug sort of looks like Doug Williams.