Why not this guy?

Is St. Louis...

I don’t mind all the hate that Dan Snyder gets from Deadspin, but he actually did the right thing here.  That’s something.

Kentrevious rhymes with both devious and mischievous.  

yes.

Playing against someone showing off that much in the middle of a game must be annoying as hell.

Maybe they’re paying him to lose.

Something that strikes me after watching multiple highlights of that game are how many empty seats there are.  Weird.

How does he shave that chin anus?

“Taylor” is a stupid name for a grown man.

They should give control of the team to that beardy toolbox guy on the right.

He looks like a combination of skinny Turtle from Entourage and late-20's Fred Savage.

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At least the Lakers are getting their high five game straightened out.

He looks like a thumb that’s been soaking in water too long.

If the Suns get Shammgod’d but nobody went to the game, did it really happen?

1. Beat your kid.

I think that was actually the ball swipe he was going for there.

That cocaine is one hell of a drug.

The Torkel Chicken Pit #7 Car for the win.