@CaptainJack: Clearly, some half of the project funding has been spent on a popular white-powdered recreational drug, and they had just received some more of it.

@shakes: also, "I've been working my Holy Ass out with the rest of the Saints, and guess what, We discovered that all other planets have this every now and then".

@silkworm: iPhone 4 with free bumper!

@Jesse Scroggins: Tasty, but unfortunately they lack definition.

Kinect is really trying hard to succeed!

@jp.rider63: Thanks for the tip - but you mean that such malicious code would be caught by a running antivirus while overlooked by a firewall?

"Are you happy with your iPhone 4?"

Maybe you can call me whatever, but I ain't running no antiviruz in Windowz as an active background process.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: LOL LOL LOL

This is a post from the future.

@BlickWinkel: It looks like you're making it impossible to write a letter.

FAP FAP

Speculation asides, no idea. But I know what will happen to an apple I have by me right now! Just as the doctor ordered.

IPAD FACETIME COMPATIBILITY KIT dudes and dudettes - mark my word!!!!

@alienshards: Then, it will probably take the time to sternly tell you how you should press the accelerator (the rightmost pedal, it will duly inform), and it will also give economy hints while at it.

@alienshards: Actually it will, and it will provide you, in lengthy details, with the technical details of what's happening, and will prompt the navigation to guide you to the nearest Toyota garage.

Just wait until your Ford starts eavesdropping your random conversations, like when getting cozy and intimate with your dearling on a winter night - you're SO HOT girl! and damn, car blasts you both to reality with the full AC on.

Another insider's tip: it may just as well be an updated iPad!

Then again, Containment Cap may be getting ready to explain why BP has gone totally wrong.

@TJ McKnight: It will also sport an umbrella coming straight out of the telescopic antenna.