For some reason I always thought crudité meant mostly meat, cheese and bread. That kinda platter I would think is much more acceptable to rural blue-collar PA than a foo-foo veggie platter.

Is this one of those “Birds aren’t real” kinda stunts?

I came here looking for some revealing cheesecake-y shots.  Was disappointed.

The Patron Saint of Australia is now a bona fide Saint.

I’m sure a lot of bird lovers like me are permanently turned off of quizno’s due to their infamous “dead parakeet” commercial.

Oh, I’m sorry if my observations grossed you out in any way. I actually like potato salad, my comments were solely around the work experience. Any food product is gonna look worse for wear at the end of a long day dishing it out, I imagine.

That’s like Phil Hartmann’s joke where he tells his kids that the black banana is the best one.

I find it hard to fathom why deli counter employees would care about potato salad in terms of which is tastier than the other. After working in food service for a while, I got sick of whatever food I worked with - be it pizzas, Subways, Taco Bell or steak. I imagine that if you ate potato salad every day for a…

People don’t cause pollution, it’s all those filthy ravenous machines!

I don’t know which is more disorienting, seeing that head on a kid’s body or seeing hair on that head.  Can’t wait til the little fella starts dropping F bombs.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

There’s only one William Castle, and this guy ain’t him.

Roger Corman’s GREAT.  I’m not so much surprised as delighted.

The russo brothers can go piss up a rope.

Would they have done it if he wasn’t White?

I prefer fat orange retard, but I can see how that would upset many people.

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if they’re flammable?

I won’t be able to watch this show without thinking about Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

hey.  he’s not an athlete.  he’s a glutton.

It is not an editing mistake to refer to fatboy as ‘trump’ in the middle of a sentence. You wouldn’t capitalize ‘dog shit’, would you?