We used to do this in the US.  And then we would blow up the town with an atom bomb.

This time around, Russell Crowe gets the part of the white whale.

I’m 100% a savory snacker, but I’d rather be dead than go shopping in a mall.

So that was just the first time an American pig escalated tensions between Canada and the US.   trump was the second pig to do so.

Any place that makes this abomination goddamn well SHOULD burn to the ground.

I think it’s more appropriate that he be named after it.

I’m sure nobody would want to stick either of them up their twat.

I never understood why somebody would wanna call himself ‘santorum’, which of course is the definition of a streak of oily shit. Mixed with pre cum, according to Dan Savage.

I say if they brought it to you then it’s yours. And it’s a sin to waste it.

if you weren’t amused by Nobody, then Heaven help ye because the spirit of Joy is not in ye.

good god, 59 is wayyyy too young!!

Ah, Britney.  The top pick in everybody’s dead pool...

that was a disturbing amount of diversity for a qtard lovefest.

Leftover wine?

How in God’s name did Charlie Sheen/2 and a Half Men not make the top of this list??

I always suspected something uncanny about that Fillion guy. But I think I’ll just stick with Mystery Men for my intentionally unintentional laughs.

I love Barbara Crampton!  But her phony accent was kinda hard to take seriously.

I worked at a Taco Bell when I was in high school. Some genius co-worker of mine decided to stick a Beanie Baby in a vat of refried beans. I was the one who found it when I went to heat them up. A Beanie Baby indeed.

Bring ‘em on!  The more the merrier.  I personally would love to hear David Attenborough narrate the evolution of the manticore.

Yet another bug I’m never ever going to eat knowingly.