If you can’t do the time, don’t commit the crime.  Surely her sorority taught her that much at least?

They are both hugely underrated.

I dunno, I think Cafe Britt dark roasted arabica tastes as good as it smells.  With or without the salt.

One of the few things I agree with Kurt Russell on.

I guess it’s never too early to start teaching the little ones how to be insufferable cunts.

Personally, I’d rather eat a cheese that looks like a turtle than a turtle that looks like a cheese.

he’ll get it right one of these days.

if you’re getting smoke from sauteing, you’re not sauteing.  you’re blackening.

Dead and Buried? The Shining? A Nightmare on Elm Street?  Helloooooo?

It’s a crime that LA Confidential didn’t win the Oscar that year.

So, are we still every bit as bad as tRump if we laughed at him for getting covid-19?

I disagree.

It would have to be the one where one of the guys drank horse jizz.

I don’t feel even a tiny bit sorry for this POS.

Ah, that explains the deafening rumble I’m not hearing - it’s the sound of millions of feet not hopping off the fence.

It’s got to be both a hack and a horror show, since Vincent Price also has a recipe for dishwasher salmon.

Tried to watch it, it was too ridiculous for me. It is like a Lifetime movie on a bad acid trip. Visually it looks like Guillermo del Toro, Tim Burton and David Cronenberg all jerked off in a blender and used the concoction to resurrect Sergei Eisenstein.  I have no idea what vibe they’re going for here, but I hope…

Salud!

Joe Rogan can go fuck himself. 

Something’s off about that face, I can’t quite place it...