Ah, that explains the deafening rumble I’m not hearing - it’s the sound of millions of feet not hopping off the fence.

It’s got to be both a hack and a horror show, since Vincent Price also has a recipe for dishwasher salmon.

Tried to watch it, it was too ridiculous for me. It is like a Lifetime movie on a bad acid trip. Visually it looks like Guillermo del Toro, Tim Burton and David Cronenberg all jerked off in a blender and used the concoction to resurrect Sergei Eisenstein.  I have no idea what vibe they’re going for here, but I hope…

Salud!

Joe Rogan can go fuck himself. 

Something’s off about that face, I can’t quite place it...

Being a snob, I never considered drinking silver tequila (too crude) until I came across a margarita recipe on Alton Brown’s show Good Eats. But after that show, silver tequila with or without the margarita has become my go-to beverage in the summer months.

I don’t believe the goal was to make sure people don’t forget about Don Lewis.  The goal was to mess with Carole Baskin’s head, and I am fine with that since she is a psychopath.

I’m glad I watched Eraserhead, but I don’t want to see it again.

Whenever I come across The Shining during my channel surfing, I have to stop whatever I’m doing and finish it.

About fucking time. Twenty years too late.

All I really got out of these little vignettes is that I have no doubt that Cohen pimped his fifteen year-old daughter out to his fucking pig boss.

A bog filled with vodka and cigars?  Sign me up!!

That is some very, very good trolling. I hope somebody is keeping all of tRump’s tweets for the same kinda treatment after he kicks.

This guy is definitely, definitely gonna shoot a black guy for jaywalking or something like that.

I always wondered why  turbine-powered electric wouldn’t work.

I sincerely hope future classes of blue-chip athletes are not even considering playing at these southeastern football factories.

Looks like this asshole’s wife finally found a new most terrifying moment to replace that one time she had SALT SPRINKLED ON HER FOOD.

Am I wrong to find this story sexy as hell?

My guess is because Possum Kingdom was already taken.