A bottle of whiskey with nothing in it is a ‘whiskey bottle’.

You can feel the guy’s pain, can’t you?

Well THAT’LL show him!

I always thought that was Karl Malden.

Somebody needs to send one of those to tRump for his meetings with Putin.

They could always combo the two?

Absolutely magnificent.

I’m not a big fan of these deeply personal insults, but this is tRump we’re talking about.  He mocks handicapped people.  He mocked a prisoner of war.  The very worst insults you can say are appropriate for tRump.

I am nostalgic for the days when Jared was skipping around the middle east in his ladies’ size zero, monogrammed bulletproof vest.

I swear this kid couldn’t hit his mouth with an ice cream cone.

As amusing as the notion is - notion being that you can set tRump to flopping & twitching on the floor just by saying “Obama!” - I have to believe that it’s all an act for his idiot fan base. Every single thing about tRump is phony, so these little tantrums are probably phony too.

Send it all to me.  I’ll handle it.

Not in a million years.  I’d use them for bait, though.

So, if the Democrats anointed the wrong candidate, who should they have anointed?

It’s gotta be peppy, lighthearted and classic. As in Golden Oldies classic.

Hose him down with rubbing alcohol and flames.

Don’t tell me we’re not doing the seven o’clock thing anymore....

Gnocchi vs. Pasta is a whole other battle.

I think there might be some regional angle here. When I google “mostaccioli”, I see a lot of dishes that look just like penne to me. But I always thought mostaccioli was a somewhat larger pasta - somewhere between ziti and manicotti - and always served in a very chunky meat sauce. Also, I never heard of mostaccioli…