This is some real Twilight Zone shit!

what else have they got to do?

Quite the opposite. Popcorn will be sold for pennies on the dollar because we can’t sell our corn overseas anymore so we have to dump it internally before it rots and clogs up the distribution chain any worse.

The real funny part is this -

“We cool, bro?”

Every time I go to Herkimer’s Pub in Minneapolis I’m reminded of that.

“Whatever happened to Dr. Death?”

She is the female counterpart to that dumbfuck who worked for Roy Moore, the one who said Muslims couldn’t be elected officials because they’d have to swear on a “bahble”.

Shockingly sage advice from somebody so close to the poster boy for online trolling.

Don’t forget that August 4 is Barack Obama Day, an Illinois State holiday. I’m sure that Republicans and anyone whose last name rhymes with dump would appreciate a card.

Putin would have bent him over his podium and grudge-fucked him in front of all the cameras if tRump dared try that chickenshit act in his presence.

In Memoriam GOP

There seems to be something wrong with our bloody car today.

On the one hand - no big deal, baby steps, iterations etc. etc.

I’m sure ICE is already ringing his phone off the hook.

That’s good advice.

This is definitely what MAGA means to the Cult of Trump.

I would never eat out again if I were Stephen Miller.  Guaranteed he eats a lung pearl or two at every meal.

He probably realized at that point that there was a lot more than avocado & crab in those California rolls.

Over the weekend I heard a Lindsey Graham quipping that Republicans had four winning lottery tickets in their Supreme Court candidates.