I’m strictly a three-city man.

Oh definitely. you can’t begrudge him the genius that is Before They Make Me Run and Little T&A.

To be fair, I don’t think Ron Wood has been aware of anything since he joined the Stones in ‘75

any time you see that godawful thing is way before you were supposed to see it.

Points of order on this $400 million and the jets -

I definitely want to party with this guy now.

I wouldn’t eat anything at Taco Bell that has refried beans in it. I’ve fished car keys, sunglasses and beanie babies out of the bean tubs.

Out of all the stupid, petty and unnecessary conflicts this administration likes to get into, this one takes the cake for me. There is absolutely no reason why Melania couldn’t re-use that material. If the message is good why change it, why go through the hassle of reinventing the wheel? All she had to do was…

Why limit the critique to sexual assault? Ask anybody in prison, they’ll tell you they were railroaded.

He’s an asshole, but he’s OUR asshole.

I don’t know a single kid who knows the Bridge of Death lines. Plenty of old farts like me know it by heart, though.

It really is unforgivable that they couldn’t pick one over the other; you obviously endorse whoever buys the most units in Trump Tower!

‘Giuliani could be setting the stage to make it appear as if the president has nothing to hide and so therefore he wants to speak with the special counselor. Or, Giuliani is literally being transparent in this moment and noting that against his best advice, his dumb ass client is going to do it anyway.’

Oh good, I was worried!

Oh goody, another republican cunt suckin on a porksicle.

Life imitates art.

Cue the hysterical neo-nazibot backlash about illegally wiretapping the president in 3...2...1...

Huh! I would’ve thought he was a teetotaler for sure.

It’s sad for me to see what Giuliani has become - first a warped, twisted version of his old self, and now an obscene parody of that twisted version of his old self. I have to keep reminding myself that he was a figure of stability and reassurance in the days after 9/11, and before that he was a respected New York…

I’d love to hear some of those fake names. Maybe Buck Naked? John Vandelay?