“Yes we know.” Chester Cheetah

And the fact that the DNC backed Hillary from day 1 no matter what polls or voting showed!

this is honestly one of the best tweets in recent memory

Except this ignores that the UFC largely has the best fighters in the world? I mean which organization would you claim has a more high quality roster of fighters.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

Nah. McGregor is a loud mouth, Mayweather is actual human garbage. The ideal outcome is Mayweather finishes the night with a feeding tube.

I just keep reminding myself that everyone deserves a defense and that the public interest is served when prosecutors have to prove their case because fuck this guy and his defense team.

It’s odd that the guy can remember the exact thing that he said that precipitated him being pummeled, but lacked the self control to not talk shit to an NFL player, or to walk into a dark alley with said player. I feel for the guy that he got beat up so bad but social darwanism dictates that he should have made better…

Yeah, like everyone in the kitchen was quiet and I couldn’t get in the groove of stacking dishes in the Hobart. My game was off, customers were complaining, wait staff was busting my balls. Then I hit the button and that sweet mechanized swishing kicked in and all was back in the flow. Shit got served.

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

I don’t think everyone who voted for Trump is a racist. I do think that everyone who voted for Trump knows what he’s done, what he’s said, and what people who support him have said and done. And I think people, knowing that, chose to prioritize other concerns over the wellbeing and safety of American minority…

So am I, and I get your drift. Plus I have never in my life heard of huckster being a racist term in the first place.

Then there is this

Don’t be afraid to snd wine back. Their distributor refunds them. Same if you bought a bottle. Just pop the cork back in and take it back to the shop. The secret is that most pseudoprofessionals have no idea what corked smells like, and many real professionals know their threshold of detection and know it’s not that…

Close. Throw his knee ligaments in that pic and you’d be spot on.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

So, Cleveland is the spurned 1st wife that he ran back to once he got a couple rings (i.e. fucking) out of his system, and trophy 2nd wife Miami is pouty because CLE & LBJ are back together & happy?

I mean, sure, if marriage had a maximum length of 4 years and was based on performing a certain service in return for compensation that was capped based on revenues of all marriages.

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

I’ve only ever heard them called books and have been playing since I was 7 or so.