Yeah, like everyone in the kitchen was quiet and I couldn’t get in the groove of stacking dishes in the Hobart. My game was off, customers were complaining, wait staff was busting my balls. Then I hit the button and that sweet mechanized swishing kicked in and all was back in the flow. Shit got served.

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

I don’t think everyone who voted for Trump is a racist. I do think that everyone who voted for Trump knows what he’s done, what he’s said, and what people who support him have said and done. And I think people, knowing that, chose to prioritize other concerns over the wellbeing and safety of American minority…

So am I, and I get your drift. Plus I have never in my life heard of huckster being a racist term in the first place.

Then there is this

Don’t be afraid to snd wine back. Their distributor refunds them. Same if you bought a bottle. Just pop the cork back in and take it back to the shop. The secret is that most pseudoprofessionals have no idea what corked smells like, and many real professionals know their threshold of detection and know it’s not that…

Close. Throw his knee ligaments in that pic and you’d be spot on.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

So, Cleveland is the spurned 1st wife that he ran back to once he got a couple rings (i.e. fucking) out of his system, and trophy 2nd wife Miami is pouty because CLE & LBJ are back together & happy?

I mean, sure, if marriage had a maximum length of 4 years and was based on performing a certain service in return for compensation that was capped based on revenues of all marriages.

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

I’ve only ever heard them called books and have been playing since I was 7 or so.

I’m surprised nobody is talking about the moving in-game tributes each team payed to the passing of Muhammad Ali. The Warriors floated like a butterfly while the Cavs seemed to have died 48 hours earlier.

Years ago me and a buddy smuggled ALOT of Valium back from Mexico which started a six month period that I cannot remember clearly considering I was also drinking a 12 pack a night. One night sticks in my memory: I was high as a kite on pills and Jack and decided to heat up some leftover Dominos so I put the oven on…

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

Which character do ye speak of Mr. Duck?

I agree. I don’t like people who treat service staff badly, or who bring pointless nuisance lawsuits, but she had a signed contract for these things so I don’t understand why the hotel would think she shouldn’t get them.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Escaping systemic poverty ain’t the only thing that’s hard right now