Sure St. Louis is a giant shit hold filled with a 90% racial divide, along with severe urban sprawl issues but you know what its our shit hole. So while I'm sure that everyone commenting on this lives in the Wizard of Oz where all the food is fucking perfect, no crimes are ever committed and your sports figures are…

Contrast this to Aaron Hernandez who fucked around and caught a body.

When asked to comment, the NFL's Head of Security seemed unfazed, "It's not like they were a terrorist threat or anything. I mean, they weren't Muslims or anything, they're Irish. So it's not like they're capable of such an act."

"You know what, you ain't gotta score to grab your nuts." — Marshawn Lynch

I'm just commenting here just in case this comment gets approved.

At least now we know the Kentucky football team can beat somebody.

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

I know, right? How dare someone give money to charity. What a waste!

CODY: Hey, you guys hear about this Deflategate thing? I mean, I guess now we know how Tom Brady likes his BALLS being ROUGHED UP, am I right? Maybe his wife could DEFLATE HIS BALLS instead? Seriously folks, this -

Are you talking about Odin Lloyd's sister?

"What a mess."

I consider Celebration quite the under-rated Winter brew. Great balance and flavor, easy-drinking, but definitely in the Winter ale tradition. I do my best to drink as much as I can before the season ends.

I got five four on it.

"Always fun when a crazy idea you threw out in a meeting becomes a reality."

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

I like Sierra Nevada pale ale, but for none of the reasons you like it. You're an idiot and you don't know what you're talking about.

Their big guys have to start scoring.

SEC basketball is always tougher than their results suggest. Not every team is good, but they are almost all athletic.

So basketball is where all the #SECSPEED went?