CODY: Hey, you guys hear about this Deflategate thing? I mean, I guess now we know how Tom Brady likes his BALLS being ROUGHED UP, am I right? Maybe his wife could DEFLATE HIS BALLS instead? Seriously folks, this -

Are you talking about Odin Lloyd's sister?

"What a mess."

I consider Celebration quite the under-rated Winter brew. Great balance and flavor, easy-drinking, but definitely in the Winter ale tradition. I do my best to drink as much as I can before the season ends.

I got five four on it.

"Always fun when a crazy idea you threw out in a meeting becomes a reality."

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

I like Sierra Nevada pale ale, but for none of the reasons you like it. You're an idiot and you don't know what you're talking about.

Their big guys have to start scoring.

SEC basketball is always tougher than their results suggest. Not every team is good, but they are almost all athletic.

So basketball is where all the #SECSPEED went?

I have never heard of nor seen Neccos. Are those regional? (I live in Louisiana)

Trick or Treating Treats Ranked:

This is (mostly) unrelated, but I don't want it to go unnoticed and since I'm not a Deadspin writer, I have to resort to the comments:

Matt Perkins you specious turd, who told you you were smart? They lied to you.

how about this one?

If you can't make a fresh new Ray Rice joke here please keep your mouth shut like his wife should have.

So, you're saying he'll be al-don with it after 9 weeks? Not bad.