God I wish the A’s would promote that Finley-era kelly green from their throwback alternates to the main uniform.

I never knew where all my white friends’ suburban aunts learned to dance before, so thank you for this.

Wow, I think ALL walkout music should now be “9 to 5", someone alert the commissioner!!! 

Jason Isbell’s Elephant. Then, when everyone was on the ground sobbing in a feral position, I would steal all of the bases. Twice.

More of an “into the box” answer in this case, I guess. (sorry, so sorry.) 

Congratulations ESPN on the heretofore impossible accomplishment of kicking yourself in your own dick. Physicians and physicists alike will be studying this data for generations to come.

McMurphy leaves out one diabolical angle to what ESPN did. Its not just that they figured the McMurphys of the world would be too driven to sit on the shelf. ESPN thought that paying out the contract would cripple him as a potential competitor. Let his contacts and influence go stale while people forget about him and…

You were so close...

Yeah asking to be seated with a specific server feels kinder than asking not to be seated with one server. I like that approach. 

I’m torn between Pull up to the Bumper by Grace Jones, Gasolina by Daddy Yankee, or 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton.

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Did you read the whole letter? She is “weirdly pushy then vanishing”. Sounds like she does, indeed, provide bad service that you mention.

They’re not doing what most people would do which is stiff her on the tip and never return.

i keep “good lord what is that smell?” in my back pocket. i dont look at them. but it’s obvious the only thing that smells is them.

and then i start heaving and coughing.

i figure, since they smell obnoxious, i should act obnoxious to cancel it out and make them go away.

I’ll tell a server (male or female) directly when they have strong perfume on. The manager should forbid it. You can’t really taste your food when your nose and palate are saturated by perfume.

I read this on CBC the other day, and while the McDonald’s workers clearly screwed up, this person sounds like a bit of a nightmare customer.

I went to McDonald’s yesterday and never got my drink. They tried to give me someone else’s order and I had to correct them. I’m so used to the fast food drive-thru policy of always handing out the drink first that I didn’t even notice that I hadn’t gotten one until I was back at work. I had to borrow 50 cents from a…

Come on Whiskey and Bourbon drinkers we can show those Gin drinkers we can make worse online shopping decisions when drunk!