White guy confirming but if black guy mixes in ‘Celebrate’ by Kool and the Gang its a push.

I had re-read your post because I thought you just seriously suggested buying a TV from random dudes in parking lots, but I see you meant a friend who could get a good deal/employee discount.

Yup. Learn how to pronounce the extra ghetto name of your co-worker, Shaquannaquenise. Don’t take the liberty upon yourself to create the nickname “Shay” because your lazy ass doesn’t want to learn. Shuh-qwanna-qwuh-neese.

“Needlessly abbreviate words.”

Corey, you left out a very important item on this list! NEVER let us white guys be in charge of the music at a party. It never ends well.

They near unanimously call hot dogs “hots” where I live. We got red ones, and white ones.

They get butt hurt so easily...

The only time this was ever cute was this one time on Friday Night Lights when Matt and Julie were playing Scrabble and he tried to play “za” as a word, saying it was slang for pizza, and she was having none of it.

I’ll start. How could he not mention that most annoying of abbreviations, “za,” when referencing pizza? It’s always the douchiest douche in the bag throwing that one out there and SHOULD be something that gets you shot by a white guy.

My feelings on the entire “SHE-E-O” thing. Yes, we need more female CEO’s for a variety of reasons. But don’t other them into this whole cutesy bullshit new thing. She is a CEO and deserves all the praise and scrutiny that comes from being a CEO of a successful business. And that’s it.

That August, sitting on a beach in Connecticut with her parents, she made up her mind. “ ‘Guys, I think I’m going to start a blog,’ ” she told them. “ ‘It’s going to be about women and putting them and their narrative and their story at the forefront and giving them a voice and a platform and just really encouraging…

When did I say our careers were comparable? I don’t have a career to compare. I was merely marveling at her ability to master skating on ice so quickly and I used my own knowledge of how difficult a skill it is to learn as a layperson to serve as a point of comparison. You don’t comprehend much do you?

NFL can’t suspend the Titans player if the Titans aren’t playing next week.

As a sidenote, that KC TD after the Kelce scare was absurd. At first I couldn’t figure out why they didn’t use a timeout at that last play instead of risking it like that. Then I could just stare at the screen dumbfounded when it actually paid off.

Bad takes are bad and stupid and ignorant. Go strap on some speed skates and tell us how you do, you fucking dumbshit. It’s a huge sport in northern Europe, especially Belgium, as well as Germany. Literally tens of thousands of people compete in this sport at the highest level. It’s a sport of outlier-level muscle…

your take is bad and you should feel bad

Holy God what an athlete. I grew up playing hockey. I just got back on skates after a long absence due to an injury. Ot was rough. For someone to step on the ice for the first time, and then four months later establish herself as one of the best in the world is unprecedented. I’m legitimately awed.

The roller derby community is celebrating in a big way. Lots of proud admirers.

With the roller derby experience, I wish she’d gone out for short-track.

“I’ll take pretty white women over gold medals any day.”