Markovich didn’t reply to my email, as I noted in the post, but he did say that “95%” of this blog was wrong. According to him:

Go fuck yourself

Granted, this young woman is immediately biracial, in that her mother is black. I personally have neither the interest nor the time to spot the hidden Negro in most people’s family.

It’s a win-win for Jennings. The NCAA would applaud him, since there’s no way a student-athlete should engage in anything resembling professionalism. And since he’s demonstrated a marked lack of professionalism and awareness of how to handle the situation, he just jumped to the top of Tennessee’s coaching search.

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Dak was exposed in the 1st Philly game last year, Vikes, and Giants. Focus on the run and make him beat you through the air with his arm. He can’t do it, his accuracy is shit and he has no confidence because of it. The message just got out to other teams this year.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

If the NFL wants to improve ratings it should have a continuous picture-in-picture Jerry Jones cam any time the Cowboys are down by two scores.
Put that in the RedZone package.
I’d willingly fucking pay for that.

“White people eat stuffing. Black people eat dressing.”

The revelation that Gabby was abused completely recontextualizes her comments from Friday.

Abuse victims taking on a false consciousness about their abuse is very, very common. Think of all the people who were beaten as kids telling themselves their parents were trying to “toughen them up.”

1. Pumpkin pie is delicious.

Anna’s opinions are the only right opinions, on both the racist nature of this otherwise excellent holiday and on pie. Also:

Seems about right since the current occupant has been crapping the bed since January.

Not only did I reach this level as a pre-teen, I now do the majority of the cooking for Thanksgiving (and Christmas), including the Turkey (we sous vidin’ this year bitches), and nobody fucks with my mac and cheese, not even Auntie Janet (who is not related to me at all), who has had the best mac and cheese.

But Death on the Nile without Bette Davis and Maggie Smith? I suppose Maggie could now play the Davis role with maybe Sarah Lancashire in her old role.

No. His mustache is completely wrong, he’s not old enough, and he’s too tall. David Suchet was born to play that role and if they *must* do a remake, they can do a better job casting.

I always order my steak half a rarity down because places ALWAYS overcook it, or for some reason don’t take my word on the fact that, yes, this young woman likes her steak bloody and I know the difference between medium and rare.