I’m playing the game of life and moving into a new house.

Yes, absolutely.

Event promoters and everyone else is baby-stepping though this, and it’s going to kill people.

Yeah. I think he was trying to make me think one car like one child per couple like the old China policy so I’d subliminally think Democrats are communists or something. I mostly vote D, and I own 2 cars that get less than 15mpg and require 91 octane. My other two cars are more reasonable, and so are my wife’s and…

In a logical world where we follow the grammatical rules of English?

aint that the truth!

He leads off by asserting that his opposition is bad because they want to take away cars. In what logical world would you then interpret the second sentence as Donald then stating that he supports limiting families to one car?

*some time later*

I’d take President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho over Trump any day.

“Repeal Obama’s 25 year import ban!”

There’s equal real evidence for either interpretation. If pressed, I’d say both are total horseshit.

Sadly we live in a day and age where the dumber the statement, the more reach it has. It is the movie idiocracy IRL 

high school burnout pot head friend

It’s looking like this ain’t our year...

I feel like the Library of Congress’s collective intrinsic value lowers significantly, having to archive 4 years worth of this blabbering idiot’s dronings.  

Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God…

Without getting into policies or performance, I want political leaders that are smart and speak well and don’t make up random crap when they speak.

Good Lord this man is insufferable. It’s even more depressing that, I’m sure, this tweet will actually convince some knuckle-dragging, mouth breathing, ‘undecided’ that, hyuck, better vote for MAGA now.

How about Option C: The president is an idiot who just says stuff without worrying about any basis in reality.

My grandmother always told me to be cautious of all radicalism (regardless of where it was coming from), gauge candidates as though it were a job interview and hire the one I think would be the best at the job. It’s really sad that idiotic statements like this would even be uttered intentionally by any mainstream…