I think your first instinct is correct. See: Richard’s response to Sophie below.

I could be wrong but I think that was sarcasm....

It has been all downhill since then, sigh.

your mother would be so disappointed in you.

“Help me MS-Paint, you’re my only hope...”

That it has a manual transmission...................... No wait i live in the UK, thats not unique. So as long as it is a Manual, Petrol. has 5 doors, is no smaller then a small family car and has more then 100BHP. I dont really care.

You know what I meant....

Some soft touch surfaces, bluetooth is at this point an absolute need (I drive a lot for the Army,) good comfy seats with stiff bolstering, a third pedal is nice, and most importantly - enough horsepower to put me back into my seat a little and giggle. If I don’t feel like laughing when I step on the gas, no thanks.

Th…

Heated seats.

You car shopping must be quick.

A third pedal.

Three pedals, for sure. And a semblance of personality helps. Some kind of anthropomorphic tendency.

Yeah, that’s a lot of money that was literally thrown away. Wonder if those reservations were for a Trump hotel...

They’re all “inspired” by the image of a lightning bolt.

But is there some rule saying they all have to look like they’re crouching and squinting?

File To: MONEY LAUNDERING

If Trump didn’t have a long, sordid history of personally defrauding people, I’d probably think we were in some of Ulysses Grant situation with his staff taking advantage of him. But Trump’s always been a con artist criminal, so. Yeah.

“$6.4 million in hotel room reservations for guests who ended up using other accommodations”