That’s horrendous, even by modern BMW standards.

That’s a shame, the current 7 (without the sporty bodykit) is a handsome design and this facelifted one, well, is not

As someone else pointed out, this really does look like a Chinese knock-off of a BMW.

If Dolly Parton was a car, she’d be the new 7: Well respected name, amazing performer, huge....grilles.

That. Is. Fucking. Shit. It looks like a really bad photoshop. Why the fuck have they done this? Ir’s not even SLIGHTLY proportional to the rest of the fucking car. It doesn’t fucking flow, and it’s too fucking high at the top. I cannot think why they would do this. Were they high??? Did their design chief recently…

This is exactly when we’re supposed to see it.

You forgot to black out the wheels, too. I’m sorry, I meant “rimz.”

God damn it, BMW. We had almost forgiven you for the Dame Edna era. You guys basically suck at design. Meanwhile Audis are prettier than ever.

WTF BMW that is horrendous. Whoever designed it needs to have their head examined, and the person who approved that shit should be fired. These grilles are getting ridiculous.

That’s a Kia Stinger, right?

No words necessary...

That grille is atrocious, the headlights are too big, and everything else about it is squarely in “meh” territory. Just get the S Class. 

Okay now that just too damn big looks like a fucking Nostrils to a pig nose... or the freak bars of a jail cell

It’s times like these when I truly appreciate just how beautiful the E38 was. Is. Wis.

I’m generally pretty forgiving of BMW’s current direction, but woof, that grill is bad on the 7. The updated brake vent is also not great. I don’t mind the rear. 

That front end...

10 to 1 Trump still goes off script, forgets about the wall, attacks the Dems about something entirely unrelated, mentions how great he is and how MS-13 is now coming in on boats on the Oregon beaches. 

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