CVT = non-alcoholic beer?

I can think of nothing more boring than a life of bud light and automatic gearboxes. 

Fact: the worst thing about my ‘08 Pontiac G6 is the transmission. If it had the 6MT from the GTP (or since I have the 4 cyl, Chevy Cobalt) it wouldn’t be anywhere near as joyless as it is.

Automatics these days are great, from the ZF 8HP and Aisin 8 speeds to the PDK and DSGs of the world. However, some people just like a manual better. That’s not right or wrong, that’s just how it is. When you drive a new car with dead steering and an automatic, you are just bored. When you drive a car with great…

Automatics are Bud Light. It’s technically beer, but its sole purpose is to be accessible to people who don’t like beer.

I have said it before and I’ll say it again. Anyone who posts an automatic car as a manual in an online ad should be sentenced to death.

There is no greater disappointment than finding the perfect vehicle. Everything is exactly how you want it to be and then the interior shot comes and its a fucking automatic. The…

Ha ha ha. Yeah, that would have been some hard braking into that head-on parking spot, huh?

The fact you can buy a 15 year old newer car with manual and 6 cylinder for the same price is why this deserves a CP.

Big dick energy is young person speak for “confident, without being a douche.”

You need either more or less caffeine.

The only 28 year olds I'm buying are either hourly or sportier or both

That’s great news Patrick.  Not to take anything away from the existing talents, of course.

Make it so

This was an excellent article - great job Hazel!

We think she’ll be sticking around. 

Can we have more “Hazel Southwell” quality Jalopnik?

Michelle - thanks for including us in your article! At Après we provide a wealth of content/resources for women - wherever they are on their career trajectory - Our flex/remote/PT jobs are a hit with members, as well as the multitude of FT positions companies are eager to fill with female talent - Thanks again! 

LOUD WHISPERS !!!!

After hearing him in the video, he’s already a better commentator than Gruden.