OK, so he was right about that one.

My 2011 Honda Fit has the usual vent selector dial to point incoming air at your feet, your face, the windshield or assorted combinations. If you point it at the windshield, the A/C is automatically activated. The purpose of this is to remove moisture from the air so you don’t fog the inside of the windshield.

Not to be confused with Foamhenge, which is an actual thing.

“Why are white people like this?”

“Please respect my decision.”

“That’s one big reason why Trump won WI in 2016—because they’d rigged the rules.”

The original Marathon run was roughly 25 miles long. The 26.2 distance didn’t become standardized until after the 1908 Olympics in London.

Up to 12 books by Shakespeare? Why not just get the complete works in a single volume? Then you might have room for science books that deal with something other than humanistic perspective, whatever that is. Perhaps some solid science would convince Sasse that human-caused climate change is real.

I don’t believe they have the McRib in Canada.

They should be penalized for those celery green pants.

Canada Goose logos are common on my campus. So are Fjallraven Kanken. I imagine them to be gang signs. I expect some day to find the two sides rumbling on the quad.

“despite out of state social media posts”

It’s an extra tight end.

Girl Scout cookies are way better than Boy Scout popcorn.

“Pittsburgh Kids Marathon”

“Candace Owens, leader of the black conservative group Turning Point USA, is calling it a “movement””

Coal mines in orbit, kept aloft by hydrogen fuel cells. Sign me up.

Then there’s the scarier version: What if we’re NOT living in a simulation?

Hydrogen vehicles are not a real thing that we can do now. Hydrogen vehicles were the Bush administration’s way of putting off all actual, realizable efforts to decrease fossil fuel use earlier in this century.

“Kavanaugh has testified on four separate occasions that he was unaware that a Republican staffer hacked the accounts of Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee...”