It’s the double-down that makes this interesting.

Wow, you have trained goats to eat the weeds but not the soybeans? That’s amazing.

Why has this 2014 article resurfaced?

“They should keep the highway at ground level, and have the cross traffic go over it.”

Be inclusive now. Give us some mash to go with the bangers.

“Stay low and train herd”

They hate the Yankees because they are so good. But the other team owners love the Yankees for the revenue they bring in.

“You know I was being facetious, right?”

For cooling effectiveness it’s hard to beat liquid helium.

That’s how they plan to “make American Great again.” By moving away.

Here’s a whole town that has been hacked:

“So you’re not a Nazi? Well, this is not a flame thrower...”

“We support policies that help all rich white people improve their lives.”

I have some strange ideas. Like maybe: impeach Trump because it is dangerous to keep him in office. Don’t worry about how some subset of people will react to it, just do it because it’s the right thing.

“... he still left his cap on.”

Vadim Rizov is an anagram for Ad Vim Vizor.

“In this case, to prove that Trump “is the inheritor of the Reagan mantle,” D’Souza must first prove that Trump is neither racist nor fascist.”

What’s in a name? A rose by any other name would still be a cold-blooded killer.

RE the ketchup and mustard squiggles:

For a good pairing, serve those becquerels with a nice pork rolls bechamel.