Does your cheap replacement solution come with an upgraded alternator to supply the larger current required by incandescents vs. LEDs?

Add this to your breakup play list: One More Minute by Weird Al

No, it can’t be. Next you’ll be telling us that Liberace is gay.

I think in a hot air balloon it would be much easier to start in LA and go to NYC. That would allow you to take advantage of the prevailing westerly winds.

Except for that bit about the Republican congress openly vowing to oppose anything Obama supported, do you remember that? And the whole “let’s kill the government spending portion of the economy while the private sector portion of the economy is trying to recover from a greed-driven private-sector meltdown”, otherwise…

Which would be sadder: Adams ripping off Spinoza without knowing it,

Try a mix of shampoo and KY.

I enjoyed the Dibert cartoons for a while. But when I bought the first Dilbert book it had that “phoned in from the beach” (lack of) quality to it. Some of the cartoons were repeats - not just from the newspaper strips, but repeated within the book itself.

“Our Creator is the Unfathomable creator of space, time and vibrational dimension. Much about It is unknowable, and It is truly alone.”

“As the verse states, love is “All the Law”. Without seeking such a love, a person has no religion, regardless of what a person says or claims to know.”

“Imagine that he explains for you the great mysteries of life: ... light psychic phenomenon”

“The roads could flash red at stop lights. etc.”

Thimble? I thought it was a dalek.

Well I went to Wyoming and had a wonderful time, except for the almost-dying-in-the-wilderness part, but I have to admit that was before Cheney was a thing.

I looked over the Marathon Investigation article. Seo cheated in a previous race (2016 NYC half marathon), having someone else run for her. So this is not even an isolated incident.

Not even close, a cheating marathoner is worse.

It’s all true. It happened to me. But one detail got left out: I died in the end.

Lies, straight from the pit of Hell! Take a look next time you are in your car. Are there minor differences in the placement and color of the dots? Steganography! The authorities can immediately identify your vehicle from the dot pattern. THEY don’t want you to know this.

Condoms is of Teh Devil!¡!¡

“I choose to stand with the ridiculed, the insulted, the belittled.”