I don’t but that’s in part because I’m terrified that when I put my foot down the soap will make it fly out from under me and I’ll fall and hit my head on the shower rack and slowly drown as the tub fills around my unconscious form.

Thumbs off. Off with their thumbs!

let me say it again:

The thing (for me) that’s so seductive about this whole cult isn’t necessarily the idea of having three hours a day to work out (though obviously that’s amazing) but rather the fact that working out for them is so, sort of, passive? Like they have assistants and a trainer and a cash flow that just ....make it happen…

This isn’t exactly a novel observation, but fitness and the appearance of engaging in exercise have become the new suntan, a sign of being wealthy enough to have the time and means to work out and eat healthfully.

Because we have a constitutional right to assemble. Even if the group assembled is human waste, it’s constitutionally protected.

I know he’s an enormous douche canoe, but I actually do hope this ends safely for everyone involved and the cops don’t shoot his stupid ass.

The only reason this picture was possible is because of that one time Madame Tussauds organized their exhibits alphabetically.

That rumor is false, but the rest, I’ve seen other people wonder about it, as well. They didn’t even announce Bey until the day of and then they give her almost as much time as the Vanguard winner.

First time any performer was given 15mins to perform. And it wasn’t a tribute. I like both, I admittedly like Rih more, but it was very noticeable the preferential treatment Bey was given last night.

Is this a Virgo thing?! I feel like I’m this way about 15% of the time. The other 85% I want to eat Hot Cheetos and read Jez.

You’re right. Rihanna def got laid. I wonder what drake did with his evening though

Can I say I love Beyonce, but I roll my eyes at the stans? Although this article has only had what seem to be sane fans. A few years ago this would have been just all caps yelling and gifs.

Her lung capacity must be comparable to Michael Phelps’s. Cause damn.

It’s weird yours is the first comment expressing this sentiment, since it deserves to be said. She upgraded with Drake, though that wasn’t really hard to do as it was. And as far as his awkwardness, Rhianna doesn’t need some cool tough guy. She’s cool and tough all by herself. If she likes slightly awkward at times…

You’re chilling. He’s saying, “So this is great, right? Do you need more salsa? I can drive back to Taco Bell. No? Who’s your favorite character? Is it Arya? Is it Cersei? Is it Brienne? Remember when she fought that bear? She’s strong like you. Do you need salsa? Is it Sansa? You’re turning the volume up, do you want…

“Some artists need to play a character to achieve success,” said Jimmy.

How does she do that? I was really assuming that had to be lip syncing—she was never out of breath! Although didn't her scary dad make her sing on a treadmill and stuff?

She needs to just jump on him and own that. Imagine how cozy his sweaters are when you're chilling at home watching Game of Thrones and eating Taco Bell.

You know what bugs me about this Nate Parker mess? We still aren’t having the conversations we should be having.