No.

wait - they are actually making a movie about the gorilla that was killed, Harambe??? seriously?

at least once a week i ask thetallbrunette if it’s weird to have stuff dangling between his legs. he has stopped answering me?

hot tip: if you want us to read your “leaving new york” thought piece you should include your soon-to-be-vacated apartment’s address, broker’s name and lease end date. also please indicate whether the building is wired for fios.

I’m with you 100%. If you can’t take the heat please get out of the kitchen.

So then you have boys being abused and sometimes not even understanding that this is what is happening to them because they’ve been trained to think that sex with a woman can never be wrong, inappropriate, etc.

Dang. All I did was buy my son the industrial size box of PopTarts for his dorm room. This competition among parents is crazy.

Probably gonna be mad at my boyfriend for the rest of the day. My brother better not call me, either.

this is one of those stories that make me hate all men. my dad, thetallbrunette, bobby finger...EVEN YOU JUJY.

Alright. That does it. It is a billion degrees outside and not a single degree cooler in my house. I have been called a whore already today for arguing that Dumpenfloofer is not qualified for the role of President since he stated that he has no intention of fulfilling the duties of the office and now this. Fuck…

There is literally nothing positive in this story. Just generations of perpetuated fucked up shit.

Newsflash: for the most part, ethnic groups from adjacent places generally look much more similar to one another than they do to ethnic groups from more distant places. Chinese and Vietnamese, for example, look a lot more similar to one another than they do to, say, Malay, let alone Ethiopians or Lithuanians or Mayans.

I’m from Dallas, and can tell you that our City Council has absolutely gutted police funding. And, all Dallas cops must have either a 2 or 4 year degree. You can work 10 miles north for almost double the pay in safer areas. If I was a cop, why would I want to work for Dallas? Despite that, Chief Brown has (very…

I was listening to npr talk about the issues Dallas pd faces and I believe they are underfunded. Many officers leave to go to different precincts, Dallas pd doesn’t pay as well as other areas and their benefits aren’t as good either. That creates a high turnover rate and high turnover adds more costs. I doubt they…

Unless their hiring standards change as well, zero of those applications are going to be accepted, if they display too much intelligence or empathy. Let’s not forget the guy from Connecticut who was rejected by the CPD because he was “too intelligent” and therefore deemed unacceptable because he may eventually…

Here’s JLo in 1996, presumably without having had much (if any) work done :

I think some people take issue with her father getting a percentage. But the reality is that he is doing a job. And if he hadn’t been able to step in, Britney would possibly be dead now. And while I do think her family may have been misguided in the beginning due to religion,her father seems to be looking out…

To your first point, it is a distinct possibility that the only reason, or at least a major reason, she is able to continue doing well is because of the conservatorship. Not knowing the details of her health and such does preclude us from making a fully formed analysis of her situation. So we all are kind of…

Oh, like anti-white supremacist? I thought the word for that was “normal".

I saw a documentary on Britney once (For the Record?) and there was a scene where her friends surprised her by taking her out in the middle of nowhere so she could drive a car without being accosted by fans/paparazzi. I hope she gets her dream car and someplace to drive it without hassle.