When I was a child and I would tearfully yell "YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEE!" at my mother, she often replied, "I love you very, very much and I don't like you AT ALL right now."

Yes! http://www.gofundme.com/i2cnws

Bros be crazy.

One of the best things about Jezebel is the fact that those of us in love with Robin Hood no longer have to live in the shadows. You've created such a safe space for us and our creepy cartoon love.

Ooo, congratulations! Living with someone you love is generally fantastic :) I agree with Blueberrypies entirely, but have some extra advice to add. First, make sure you hammer out how money is going to work, especially if there is a difference in your salaries. Every couple handles this differently, of course, but…

Have patience. When they do something that you finds annoying, stop and think "is this a big deal?" before talking to them about it. Nagging gets old realllllllly fast.

Oooh, Miss Fisher's sounds intriguing. I'll have to check it out.

I think this man was mentally ill. He didn't kill those police officers for the cause. He killed them because he wanted to be known. If you check out his Facebook page you'll see a status where he clearly has suicidal ideation. You'l also see some statuses that are misogynistic in nature (which explains why he…

I loved that you held your kid out to him and told him to do something about her. Mad respect.

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

Jess is such a fucking home wrecking skank. Bitch got me drunk on pinot grigio, put me to bed, and then fucked my husband Ken! Girl has issues. And she's poor.

This is probably the 2nd time in my life when my ovaries start pumping such thoughts into me. That baby is to freaking cute. I'm the type of person who has to be told to go look at the baby. Then they try to get me to hold one; those things are wiggly and I am afraid I will drop the baby on his wee little head, he …

That is awesome! I think the people against it have just been louder lately...

Team cat headquarters here,

"Let me say this. I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that you have to go in with a neutral mind," Cosby said.

Cosby plays the race card. Right. It was a black comedian that brought this to light - again - when the mainstream media was reluctant to touch it out of misguided respect for a monster. Nice try.

The universe finally answered the question of how can Chris Pratt be more lovable. Answer? Hold a baby wearing BABY GLASSES. It feels weird to truly love a stranger, but that's where I am now.

For what its worth, I would have cried. Find out a close relative died? Stoic face and deep thoughts. Drop my sandwich on the floor? Weeping.

Check Craigslist in your area for the start dates of the leases being advertised right now. Some competitive cities start advertising apartments months in advance, some are more in the 6 week range.

I may try. Citing my claustrophobia (which is real, but how the eff does one prove that short of a doctor's note?) will sometimes at least get someone to put me in a front or exit row, but I already sprang for the "Economy Plus" seating because those 5 extra inches of leg room are very important to me when it's that…