taylor swift: impossible to hate

My second favorite version, and yes, I know he wrote it. But man, Rufus Wainwright...awesome version.

"I hope you're as happy as you're pretending." Such passive-aggression! Serious throwback to my high-school days.

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I say it when I feel it, but I usually don't feel brave enough or sure enough to say it until a bit later on. Typically for me this = 6 months + 1 year of hooking up/growing friendship, 3-1 year of dating so I guess I come on a little slowly on that front, but I have pretty much always been the first to say it, and…

In one relationship it was less than a month, in another it was nearly a year. It takes as long as it takes, I think. But I also think that if you say it and the other person can't handle it that tells you something very important about that other person. Something you're better off knowing now than later.

"There is dog in the bottom right corner wearing what appears to be a tutu who literally gives zero fucks about the whole thing. That dog is now an official Jezebel mascot."

It generally only gets weird if you expect them to say it back to you immediately after you say it. I don't think 3 months is too soon either. My boyfriend said it 3 weeks into the relationship, but I wasn't ready to say it until ~2 months in. If you love this guy and want him to know, I'd let him know! If he doesn't…

I got the fun task of playing the witch in my HS play and i remember when I got to switch over to my "young self" . I lost a prosthetic nose or chin every time, but it was a blast! And I got to wear this kick ass black dress that was a cheaper version of what meryl is wearing...aah I miss theater!

Like, 13 years ago, I got arrested for "borrowing" an RV that was for sale in my neighbors yard. He had left the keys in the ignition. My pal and I (totally sober btw) decided to take it for a spin around the block. When we got back the cops were waiting for us. My neighbor didn't press charges. He actually kinda…

Oh god

Do you feel like you know all the characters now, and have been hanging out with them, and will be bereft when they're gone? This happened to me with Buffy. I drew out the last season forever because I couldn't bear to see it end. These days I'm really into Orphan Black, Justified, The Originals, Grimm, and Call the…

I watched about 5 episodes of GG today as well— I just can't stop myself when the damn Netflix bing watch feature rolls from one episode to the next.

I had a rocky weekend - got too drunk on Friday and was a wee bit sloppy, and then said something cringeworthy on Saturday to a coworker of my husband's. And husband was away all weekend, so the kids and I mostly had a do-nothing, watch TV weekend.

There are four foods I have tried (I feel it is my duty to try as many interesting foodstuffs as possible) and failed in my duty to enjoy: 4. Kale. 3. Eggplant. 2. Okra. And, number one with a bullet: Sea urchin. It's like eating a slug.

That sounds pretty sweet. ;) We went to a Vietnamese place for lunch, and my kid was surprisingly open minded, possibly because we were having Banh Mi sandwiches, but he also tried shrimp spring rolls. Progress! We poked around some antique stores. Now I'm too full to feel like cooking, so we're just snacking and…

I don't know if it's because I haven't had sex in forever, but "crazy-eyed sexy lumberjack"=new change of underwear.

So, I had posted recently a few times about how I was seeing a guy I wasn't sure if I had chemistry with, then after finally getting somewhat physical I determined that there is chemistry (holy hell, is there ever chemistry) and I shared that and now... I have a boyfriend. I am someone's girlfriend. I haven't been…

Got to go on a date with a guy who looks like a crazy-eyed sexy lumberjack. We got chocloate chip waffles, and bacon, because I don't have time for that fancy lunch/dinner date shit and because I'm a broke college student. It was pretty fun.