quick, what are a few titles worse than "teenage Vine star"

Terrible story aside (and it's definitely pretty terrible), the men I know who work in nursing prefer to just be called a nurse rather than a "male nurse."

My all time favorite is still Reading Rainbow as sung by The Doors.

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

This makes me want to go to karaoke with Tom Hanks.

Yes, that was an odd picture choice. Try this one on for size.

WHen I found out Sofia was dating my "lover" Jo, I was like, I aint even mad...they're too hot for me to even be upset!! Get it girl

I never thought I would defend Victoria Beckham, but if I saw Samuel L. Jackson sitting next to me, I too would probably freeze and be all "Don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd." And then I would open my eyes, and he would be across the room talking to Quentin Tarrentino and I would see him gesture in my…

Holy crap, you're right.

Chilling!

This doesn't answer your question, but I had to say this:

When I moved I didn't meet the income requirements for my apartment but I was getting a cost of living increase. If you can get a letter of intent that will totally work in your favor.

Based on no experience whatsoever I would imagine that if you listed your occupation as nanny landlords would be happy to take you. It means that you're responsible and people trust you to look after their children. If I were a landlord and it were between a nanny and a "thought leader at a disruptor start-up in a…

No, it's a national holiday, it isn't about you. Getting married on a national holiday is entitled.

How perfectly fabulous that she was born on the 4th.

Douchey he is. Doughy ? Not so much.

THANK YOU! The Fall was so hard to watch, he's so freaking hot as a psycho killer. I felt like such a perv. Mind you I was equally as attracted to Gillian Anderson, so I guess it balances out.

That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!

I hate the creators of the 50 Shades movie so much, because they cast Jamie Dornan. He is so fucking gorgeous, and now I want to watch him do weird sex stuff. He makes me feel conflicting things on The Fall.

OH NO. No no no. I fought the ticket and it was thrown out. In addition, I went before the district magistrate and they found in my favor. The city was forced to pay my insurance deductible as well. MWAHAHAHAHA.

I still see the cop every so often when I'm walking around the city.